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- Created using new Pleadian technology
- See through walls, doors and most clothing
- Do NOT look at Grandpa using IXRS!! Serious trauma may result.
- Increases hearing powers 500%
- Excellent for survelliance, nature, blackmail
- Listening to rock music with RSE can cause hearing damage or head explosion
- Create real zombies easily in your own home!!
- Contains highly radioactive isotopes for clear night viewing
- Safety gear sold separately
Our team of crack scientists are feverishly working day and night to create new and wonderful technologies for you all. Soon, the world will look very different...and even taste different. And we do this not merely for great financial gain, but also to create a new and more appealing world for us and for our children. Well, for somebody's children, anyway. Or maybe their pets. Or possibly their pets children.