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SCIENTISTS STILL PUZZLED BY PHENOMONON
In the 10 years since its inception by Composer, Musician and Performance Artist Todd Perkins, Reptile House Records has seemingly baffled critics while delighting unusual people of dubious tastes. Several albums have ensued, all with varying degrees of questionable content, most of which are unavailable in Kansas and Guam, although governments in both locales profess a lack of responsibility for same. These albums are produced by artists, or so the legend goes. Artists who strong men fear but young children love. Many top researchers believe that several of these artists are a fictional conceit and do not exist in the physical world. But who is to say for sure? The evidence is before your eyes and ears, and we suggest that you make up your minds for yourselves.
Todd was here before. Perhaps you recognise him from back then. He looked different then, though. If you think he owes you any money, he was probably some other guy. Those other guys are gone now. We think they may be in Guam, or possibly Kansas.
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Todd Antony Perkins
Ed Pantothenic, Listerine OH, 2016
Beowulf does all the stuff Todd doesn't, except for the stuff that Ichi Orgone does, which isn't really all that much, according to Beowulf. He isn't that other Beowulf, and rarely swims in the ocean to fight sea monsters. Well, almost never.
HERO OF THE MODERN AGE
Todd Perkins used to work the light show for the MC5
Beowulf Kingsley is three inches taller than Todd, even though they share the same body
Ichi Orgone is prohibited from visiting Kansas for "Agricultural Reasons"
Before I found Reptile House Records, my hair color was bland, my toothpaste was tasteless and I had that problem that so many men do these days. Not any more !! Thanks, Reptile House!!